| May 2014
Mommyness

10 Things that Make your Wife the Perfect Mom

In my opinion the perfect mom… is NOT perfect. 1. She doesn’t get all dolled up to go outside the house (because honestly, who wears mascara at the gym?) 2. She leaves the house trashed every once in a while (because she isn’t the one who made the mess in the first place.) 3. She makes […]
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| Mar 2014
Mommyness

THE VIDEO WAR ROOM — HOW TO MAKE A “SMASH” VIDEO

  We’ve gotten a ton of emails, and interest, after the release of our most recent “Next Day Video” about Oscar Night. The majority of the emails asked the simple question : How did you turn that video around so quickly? The Oscars ended after midnight, and the video, which included original music, and a bunch of […]
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| Mar 2014
Mommyness

OSCAR NIGHT WITH THE HOLDERNESS FAMILY

I remember the last time Ellen hosted the Oscars. It was seven years ago, and we had just had our first child… which means that during Oscar season, Kim was in her third trimester and there was NO better place to take her than a dark, climate controlled room. So we saw every single best […]
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| Feb 2014
Mommyness

EASY ON THE AUTOTUNE

Thanks to all of you who watched, and commented on, our snow day video. One thing we heard a lot… “EASY ON THE AUTOTUNE!!” I totally agree. For some reason when I put it together in Garage Band, it didn’t sound nearly so robotic… didn’t even notice it in edit (probably because I was focusing […]
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| Jan 2014
Mommyness

Greenroom’s First National Ad

A lot of you may be following this blog because you want to see what happens when a perfectly secure family jumps off a cliff and trades in that security to do what they love. Well, here ya go. Our first ad together. Written, shot, and edited from scratch. When I left a long term […]
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| Jan 2014
Mommyness

More Bizarre Road Trip Behavior

My buddy, Dave, snapped this photo last night as I was getting off a flight in Chicago… luckily he was able to keep his phone steady he was laughing so much… that’s me, in the gaudy Red and White Scarf, at the earliest possible part of the Baggage Carousel. Not only is this ALWAYS where […]
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| Jan 2014
Mommyness

PENNvestigates: Why do road trips make me mean?

Lets start with the visual evidence… Exhibit A – a picture my wife took during our recent 11 day road trip around Florida.  Note the posture, the extra vein sticking out of my forehead (not normal), and the Ivory White Knuckles. Exhibit B – when I asked my wife to do an impression of me […]
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| Dec 2013
Mommyness

first Xmasjammies spoof – sort of

this is very sweet… a woman who clearly saw that my daughter was a rainbow loom fan posted this tonight.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtBuFcTSz4c its a link on how to rainbow loom christmas jammies.  Lola, this is pretty high difficulty, but i bet you can do it!!
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The Holderness family has been dancing in pajamas and singing during snow days for years — but last year they hit the record button on the camera and published their goofy video on YouTube. Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles continue to make hilarious videos around tent-pole events and circumstances most families face.