I have this fear that what my children will remember most about me from their childhood is the top of my head. You see, I’m always looking down at my phone. Or .. I *was* always looking down at my phone. Our business relies on us being responsive and communicative in an instant. Technology has […]
We have a confession to make. Penn and I are dependent on our our phones in an unhealthy way. We admit it. We run a business that depends on consistent communication and fast responses. The phone has become an appendage that pulls our attention with every beep or ring. We aren’t proud of this, in […]
Kim Holderness | Sep 2016
The dishes piling up in the sink? It’s not my favorite but I can deal. Clothes piled near the hamper? Frustrating, but part of life. But the cabinet doors. I can’t. The drawers? No. WHY? Why can’t my husband close them? I will no longer suffer in silence. Here is a PSA for an STD […]
Penn Holderness | Sep 2016
The Penn you see on this website, and in these videos, is the product of a very fun job. It’s a job not too many people have, so every morning I wake up and count my lucky stars that I get to do this job. I think about all the crazy things that happen with […]
Kim Holderness | May 2016
May disguises herself with her pretty flowers, her mild weather, and all those chirping birds. But don’t let May fool you. May is a bitch. Just like her warped sister, December, May gives us so many wonderful occasions and people to celebrate. And just like December, who plans and organizes those events and tasks? Yep. […]
Penn Holderness | May 2016
Let me start by clarifying something: Much like last year when I tried simulating Labor for like 20 minutes, I know that this is nothing like the real thing. I have an insane amount of respect for all that women do to usher all of us into the world. Nonetheless, it clearly makes my wife […]
Kim Holderness | Apr 2016
We’ve taken 11 trips around the sun as husband and wife. In these years we’ve learned a few things about how to love each other, how to fight with each other, and how to stay together. As you can see my list is a lot more … substantial than Penn’s. Welcome to my marriage. Lessons from […]
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All is fair in love and the remote control war. Be a fly on the wall in our living room. It’s a family affair.
When making things in the kitchen goes horribly wrong.
Football, using your hands… you know, man stuff! A man’s weekend vacation spot.
What’s on mom’s brain? Motherhood at its finest. Being a mom is a full-time job.
The Holderness family has been dancing in pajamas and singing during snow days for years — but last year they hit the record button on the camera and published their goofy video on YouTube. Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles continue to make hilarious videos around tent-pole events and circumstances most families face.