Kim Holderness | Sep 2016
The dishes piling up in the sink? It’s not my favorite but I can deal. Clothes piled near the hamper? Frustrating, but part of life. But the cabinet doors. I can’t. The drawers? No. WHY? Why can’t my husband close them? I will no longer suffer in silence. Here is a PSA for an STD […]
Penn Holderness | Sep 2016
The Penn you see on this website, and in these videos, is the product of a very fun job. It’s a job not too many people have, so every morning I wake up and count my lucky stars that I get to do this job. I think about all the crazy things that happen with […]
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Kim Holderness | May 2016
May disguises herself with her pretty flowers, her mild weather, and all those chirping birds. But don’t let May fool you. May is a bitch. Just like her warped sister, December, May gives us so many wonderful occasions and people to celebrate. And just like December, who plans and organizes those events and tasks? Yep. […]
Penn Holderness | May 2016
Let me start by clarifying something: Much like last year when I tried simulating Labor for like 20 minutes, I know that this is nothing like the real thing. I have an insane amount of respect for all that women do to usher all of us into the world. Nonetheless, it clearly makes my wife […]
We’ve taken 11 trips around the sun as husband and wife. In these years we’ve learned a few things about how to love each other, how to fight with each other, and how to stay together. As you can see my list is a lot more … substantial than Penn’s. Welcome to my marriage. Lessons from […]
When I was in fourth grade, practicing diligently on my recorder, I heard my mother mutter “…… THE DEVIL’S FLUTE…” cover her ears and walk away. Now that I’m a mother, I get it. The sound of a plastic recorder being played by tiny, unskilled hands could be considered torture by some governments. I mean, […]
And we made an instant parody. Which doesn’t suck. Homework. It’s a topic so draining I can’t even form words to write this post. But I will. Because, you know BLOGGING. Penn has this super cool party trick: he can write an original song or parody in just a few minutes. These super powers have […]
Kim Holderness | Mar 2016
There are a few things I’m certain of in this life: Life is too short to spend it doing a job you don’t love. Luck is created by hard work. Chocolate cures most emotional distress If you’re able, you should help. Always. Sometimes helps comes in the form of something simple, like putting away the […]
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All is fair in love and the remote control war. Be a fly on the wall in our living room. It’s a family affair.
The little ones running wild. After school warriors. Where imagination runs wild.
When making things in the kitchen goes horribly wrong.
Football, using your hands… you know, man stuff! A man’s weekend vacation spot.
What’s on mom’s brain? Motherhood at its finest. Being a mom is a full-time job.
The Holderness family has been dancing in pajamas and singing during snow days for years — but last year they hit the record button on the camera and published their goofy video on YouTube. Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles continue to make hilarious videos around tent-pole events and circumstances most families face.