| Sep 2016
Mommyness

My husband has an STD (Shutting Things Deficiency)

The dishes piling up in the sink? It’s not my favorite but I can deal.
Clothes piled near the hamper? Frustrating, but part of life.

But the cabinet doors. I can’t.
The drawers? No.
WHY? Why can’t my husband close them?

I will no longer suffer in silence. Here is a PSA for an STD (Shutting Things Deficiency)

  • Wendy Litteral

    Is there a term for abandoning things around the house? Sodas, food, papers, keys? Habitual random item leaver?

  • John Quick

    this is amazing

  • Paula Bishop

    Mine has a Dishwasher Placement Disorder. He can’t understand where the dishes go in the dishwasher after TWENTY YEARS.

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