Recently, I wrote a blog post about how Penn and I are not in our “date night era.” It doesn’t mean we aren’t in love (in fact, I love him more than ever) but it’s just… different. When you’ve been together or married for a long time, sometimes you run out of things to talk about. If you’re going on a date night for Valentine’s Day or staying in, these questions will make you laugh.
Our producer, Ann Marie Taepke (who also plays our Midwest Neighbor in videos) joins us this week on the podcast to ask us the ten funny conversation starters for couples below. Shout out to Crated With Love (who makes date night boxes) who had a blog that these questions were inspired by!
10 Funny Conversation Starters For Couples
You are chosen to live on Mars for 2 years. For your stay, you can bring one movie, one book, and one lifetime supply of a specific type of food. What do you bring?
You are bitten by a poisonous millipede. It gives you the ability to transform into any type of bug. What bug do you choose to turn into?
Pickles, tuna fish, or hot sauce. You must add one of these on every dish for the rest of your life. Which one do you choose?
The book of world records approaches you asking for you to submit for a new record. What one thing do you think you can do to get into the record book? What do you think your spouse could do?
A giant geo-electrical storm erupts and only music can stop it. You have the microphone. What song do you sing to save the world?
Chocolate chip, banana, or blueberry. Which type of pancakes would you choose to eat for the rest of your life? Additionally… chocolate chips give you the ability to fly. Bananas give you the ability of super speed. Blueberries give you the ability to read minds. Which power would you use most in your day to day life?
Which bear is best and why?
You find a magic remote control that gives you the ability to insert yourself into any TV sitcom. Which show do you plant yourself into? What character do you replace or are you a new character and what’s your backstory?
On Amazon, you find a magic DIY candle kit. One of the candles recreates the smell of your first date. What would that candle smell like?
You are writing a new children’s book and are having a hard time coming up with a name. You are given a Mad Lib to fill out… create one by filling in the blanks: The [your partner’s best quality] [the animal that best personifies your partner’s love for you] and the [your partner’s favorite color] [the one type of food that your partner hates].
Listen to the podcast and please write to us and tell us what song you’d sing to save the world! Happy listening and hope these funny conversation starters for couples help you!
