Next year, Penn and I will have been married for 20 years. (I don’t know how this is possible considering, in my head, I am still 27 years of age.) It’s an incredible feat, but one that has come with…
There are two types of people: The one who saves every cord, “just in case” and the one that “throws away devices you just stopped using in an effort to declutter” and they usually marry each other. Penn hoards cables…
If you are reading this, you may have overheard your kid saying “skibidi.” Slang is constantly evolving and we are just trying our best to keep up. Penn decided to write a parody of “I Had Some Help” by Post…
I am holding some wildly conflicting emotions about having a kid going into her senior year of high school. (There is no way I am old enough for this, right?) On one hand, I’m so excited for her future. On…
As the world gets crazier, I cling to some semblance of normalcy. My morning and night routines have been exactly the same for a few years. Every once in a while I throw in a new product, most likely courtesy…
