Walk a mile in my Spanx.
I recently went for my yearly physical and here’s the conversation I had with my doctor:
Me: “I’ve gained about 10 pounds over the last year and I’m tired all the time.”
Doctor: “Well, this is common of a woman…
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#ELFED | Christmas Jammies 2015 | The Holderness Family
Here’s our Christmas Jammies 2015 … the #ELFED version.
(Kendrick Lamar, “I love myself” parody). We loved surprising friends an strangers dressed as Santa’s elves in New York City and our home state of North Carolina. “If everybody acted more…
The truth about me: I feel ALL the feels
Post from Kim.
Here’s a newsflash: I suffer from some pretty wicked panic attacks. Yep. Me, the one dancing in pajamas, has moments when anxiety and depression forces me into a fog. Right now, I can’t stop obsessing about the…
I’m a nutrition hypocrite.
I admit it. I send my kids to school with organic fruit and sandwiches on sprouted wheat bread. They enjoy treats occasionally, but they know candy is not a healthy option.
Then there’s me. The minute Halloween candy becomes available…
The reality of Fantasy Football.
We think this video sums it up… check it out, then read more.
OK, AGAIN, FOOTBALL IS HERE!
Odds are you either smile ear-to-ear, or you cringe at that exclamation.
In our family, it’s one of each. Especially the NFL…
Every day we’re hoverin’
As always, our musical videos are way over the top, but with some truth to them. For example, here are some truths in our Helicopter Parent video:
1. We put enough sunscreen on them to make them look like zombies.…
The Other Side of Ashley Madison
This has been, I imagine, a horrible week for a lot of married couples around the world, thanks to the Ashley Madison leaks. It’s hard to have sympathy for the “victims” of privacy invasion, considering they willingly signed up for…
Girls like Star Wars too!
When Lola was born we were drowning in a sea of pink tutus and princess sleepers. I couldn’t have been happier. Every trip through Target I would find another girl-tastic gem … those little socks that look like teeny ballet…
Ode to teachers: Thank you for not selling my children online
Last week we got one of “those” calls from PC’s teachers. In her sweet voice, she told me how he had a rough day. “It’s like he’s been shot out of a canon while on double espresso shots,” she claimed.…
Penn goes into labor: behind the scenes video
A few days ago we published our Mother’s Day tribute (click here to watch that gem).
Many of you asked for behind the scenes video of Penn’s labor experience. Here it is!
Keep in mind, Dr. Sameh Toma with NCCRM…