Unqualified Marriage Advice
We’ve taken 11 trips around the sun as husband and wife.
In these years we’ve learned a few things about how to love each other, how to fight with each other, and how to stay together. As you can see my…
Author: Kim Holderness
Posts by Kim Holderness
Penn’s secret talent revealed!
When I was in fourth grade, practicing diligently on my recorder, I heard my mother mutter “…… THE DEVIL’S FLUTE…” cover her ears and walk away.
Now that I’m a mother, I get it. The sound of a plastic recorder…
Homework. It sucks.
And we made an instant parody. Which doesn’t suck.
Homework. It’s a topic so draining I can’t even form words to write this post. But I will. Because, you know BLOGGING. For all children, homework is a bore, that’s why…
A Note in the Pocket | Undies on our head!
There are a few things I’m certain of in this life:
Life is too short to spend it doing a job you don’t love.
Luck is created by hard work.
Chocolate cures most emotional distress
If you’re able, you should…
Penn tackles Napoleon Dynamite’s famous dance scene
Kim and I were newlyweds. We were living in an absolutely minuscule apartment in New York City. Kim had to fly to Houston the next day because someone found a finger in a hot dog, and when you are the…
It’s so hard. Every. Single. Day.
Cue up the Boyz II Men. It’s time to talk about our morning routine.
Most of our songs just write themselves. For those who follow us, you know that it’s a simple formula:
Look at what’s going on in our…
Diamonds are Forever. But Tattoos are cheaper. And foreverER.
This is the 11th Valentines Day with my wife. The first 10 have been very standard, and very predictable. Flowers. Dinner. A card. The card is the most important thing to her, which makes sense. We eat dinner every day,…
Sports, the way we like it. A new series (we hope)
I’ve been a sports fan for longer than I’ve been able to read. I still remember Saturday Mornings watching UNC Basketball with my dad. He was busy and it was the most time I spent with him all week, so they were…
This is 40.
I mark my 40th trip around the sun in March.
I will admit, I’ve been slowly tip-toeing towards my 40th birthday waiting to feel anxious or upset or … something. But from where I sit, at this moment, I just…
When kids take over the kitchen | Chopped cooking challenge
I had had enough. I’d had enough of carefully preparing healthy, delicious meals only to see my children reject them.
I was DONE.
So I made them cook. Yep. I told my six year old and eight year old they…